Dumb Sports Quotes – What were they Thinking?

Dumb Sports Quotes

We all know that athletes get paid a sick amount of money.  But I have to admit, it’s a great form of entertainment.  I always get a kick when some of these athletes are interviewed after a game.  It makes you wonder what some of these people would be doing if they weren’t good at sports.  I also wondering at what point do these people realize what they just said.  Is it right after it comes out of their mouth or is it months later when they read articles like this?  Either way, you have to love the entertainment factor.  So here we go and let’s check out some of the Dumb Sports Quotes.

Dumb Sports Quotes


  • “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”
    • Terry Bradshaw
  • “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
    • Joe Theismann
  • “I’ve been big ever since I was little.”
    • William Perry
  • “We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”
    • Bobby Robson
  • “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father”
    • Greg Norman
  • “Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing—but none of them serious.”
    • Alan Minter
  • “I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, right now.”
    • Tim Sylvia
  • “Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win”
    • Doug Collins
  • “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
    • Jason Kidd
  • “I can go right, I can go left, I’m amphibious.”
    • Charles Shackleford
  • “Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10”
    • Dennis Rodman
  • “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
    • Winston Bennett
  • “Sometimes they write what I say, not what I mean.”
    • Pedro Guerrero
  • “I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt”
    • Chuck Nevitt
  • “You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”
    • Bill Peterson
  • “The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.”
    • Bob Varsha
  • “Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out”
    • Tim McCarver
  • “I don’t think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.”
    • Johnny Miller
  • “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
    • George Rogers
  • “I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85”
    • Chad Johnson
  • “I’m a four-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.”
    • Mike Greenwell
  • “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.”
    • Torrin Polk
  • “There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.'”
    • Joaquin Andujar
  • “When he runs, he moves faster”
    • John Madden

Well, there you go.  Some dumb sports quotes from people who more in a month then we make in a lifetime.  Hopefully, you found a couple that brought a smile to your face.  Which quote was your favorite?

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I grew up in a small town in the northwest suburbs of Chicago. I worked my way through DePaul University in the construction industry. After college I worked in the financial industry and school system. I have also been in the technology field for a couple of years. Currently I write for GT Today and another power tool publication, plus I am a part time firefighter. My only hobby is spending time with my wife and kids.


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